また、緊急じゃないけど… 面白すぎるので差し込み記事です。
アメリカのフード関係のニュース等で紹介されていて、格好のブログネタを見つけてしまいました。(笑)
日清食品アメリカが… 発狂したとしか思えないような物体を限定発売しました。
こちらです…。(こんなものをバックホリゾントで綺麗に写す奴w)
Cup Noodles Breakfast - Maple Syrup Pancakes, Sausage and Egg
カップヌードル・ブレックファスト ー メープルシロップ・パンケーキ、ソーセージ&エッグ
もう既に「メープルシロップ風味のパンケーキ」のインスタント麺。…というだけで不思議を思い切り通り越してしまっているのに、さらに「ソーセージ&エッグ」まで、ちゃんとアメリカンな朝食風に加わっています。
確かにアメリカの Greacy Spoon と呼ばれる、こういう朝食を供するレストランでは、パンケーキにもソーセージにも、玉子にもメープルシロップが全体的にかかっちゃっていますけど… それが、カップヌードルに?
パッケージ下部に記された Ramen Noodles in Sauce の文字がどうしても信じられません。
恐ろしすぎてやめておこうと思いましたが、ネコをも殺す好奇心、さらに Limited Edition には弱い儂…。
興味ありすぎて eBay で落としました。
造り方に従って、線のところまで室温の水を注ぎました…。もうこの時点で食べる気ナシナシ…。
松下製のレンジの中央に置いて、指定通りに4分間チン。
出来上がりをかき混ぜると…(まだ食べてません。混ぜただけ)
送料無料・6個で24ドルだったから、いっこ4ドル。一個だけでも良かったのに…。
ブログネタとしてはノイスキャンセリングヘッドフォンなんかより、充分廉価です。(笑)
で… 届いたんですが、これを独りで食する勇気が出ません。
火曜日に Campbell(F) さんがお見えになる予定なので、人身御供 御一緒しようと思います♪
微妙に美味しかったら、Campbell(F)さんちの同居人さんへもおすそ分けしようと思います♪♪♪
【記事脱肛後記】同居人さんはヲルマートから24個買っていたそうです。さすが本物の DQN です!
ふたりで食べてみてから、この続きを書きますね~♪
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そして… 食べました。美味しいランチの後だったせいもあって、評価はかなり厳しめです。もし数日間何も食せずに飢餓状態になってから試したら、もう少しだけ好評価になった可能性は残っています。
まず、開封する前にいちおう「作り方」を読んでおいて良かった。熱湯3分じゃない!?
室温の水を内側の線まで注いで、1000W の電子レンジで4分チンする…。こ、これは… アメリカの激マズいカップ焼きそばの造り方じゃないかっ!?
もうこの段階で「日本ではゼッタイ売ってない、激マズの米系カップヌードル」なのは、ほぼ確定。
で、開封すると内部はこんなでした…。
どうやら「ソーセージと玉子」というのは具材のようで、そこだけはカップヌードルっぽくて安心。
でも、カップの半分弱あたりまでしか内容物が存在していません。
そのすぐ上に「水はここまで」の線が引かれています…。
さっそく、肉と玉子が水分を吸って膨らみ始めてる… 見ていて、ややキモい。
…で、チンしちゃってから、1300W のフルパワーで熱してしまった事に気づきました。
造り方の指定では 1000W なので、ちょっとだけパワーが強すぎたみたいです。
普段なら到底人様のお目に掛けられるようなシロモノではありませんが… このカットは外せますまい。
結局、 Campbell (F) さんも儂も、お互いに2口ほど食べたところで先に進めませんでした。
こんなです…。
加熱し過ぎで水分が飛びすぎているわけではなく、出来上がりとしては焼きそばっぽくなるみたい。
言い訳がましいですが多分 1000W で調理しても大差ないと思います。もう一回試す気はありません。
出来上がりを待ってくれていた Campbell (F) さんと、さっそく試食してみました。
「もぐもぐ。う~ん…」
「もぐもぐ。う~ん…」
なんとも評価し難い、とても人工的な風味…。
「でもこれ、麺がモチモチでしっかりしてるわね」
「うん。…あ、材料見たら、タピオカ入ってるし」
「それと、これって、肉が『謎肉』じゃないわよね?」
「ソーセージの味がする… あ、材料に豚肉使ってる!」
ソースは甘塩っぱい味付けで「これはメープル風味のパンケージ味だ」と言われたら、反論はできません。ただし、ラーメンというか「汁なしそば」の範疇からはギリギリで逸脱していない麺の食感なのは、さすが日清?w
でも… でも… すげー人工的な風味。
5つ残ったのは、今度の帰省時に日本へのお土産にしようと思います。
最近、日本国内の商品も結構種類が増えて、見分けがつかなくなってますが・・・それにしても、この企画?商品はさすがに、有り得ない商品ですな。食味を想像・・・できん・・・。
ReplyDeleteあっ、今日から熱海ですかね、消化器内科の先生のところには、もういらしてるはずだから、もし、先生のお手元に届いていたとしたら、ぜひ、ご感想を伺いたいもので・・・
あつ先輩!
Delete最初に大事なポイントひとつだけ。
小生の帰省旅行計画を1ヶ月間違えていらっしゃいます。
熱海は来月末で、その前が岡山での診察です。
で、みんなで米国産牛ディナーは6月1日。
こちら、トリセツというか… 造り方を読んだ途端に、日清アメリカの Chaw-Mien、カップ焼きそばを思い出しました。カップに半分くらいしかブツが入っていなくて、湯を茹でこぼすのではなく、レンチンで飛ばすという恐ろしい調理法です。もちろん出来上がりのお味も凄いです。
あつ先輩の分は奥しゃまとお二人でひとつ、忘れなければ広尾へお持ちします。
この凄惨な体験は、ひとつあれば充分だと存じます。w
そういえば以前にも日清USAのシュリンプ味カップヌードルを築地へお持ちした記憶が。www
ohoo,大変だ!危うく、5月に広尾に行っちゃうところでした・・・メモ帳の記入が間違ってた・・・
Delete老化現象でしょうか・・・
あつさん、
DeleteGW中の切符は高すぎて、さすがに帰れません。来月初日で宜しくお願いします。
奥しゃまもご出席確定ですね? 今から楽しみです♪
いつもおんぶにだっこ状態で申し訳ない、でも、楽しみにしてます、宜しく!。
Deleteえっ!? このカップヌードルを楽しみにお待ち頂けるとは…。←文章の読めない奴
DeleteHmm, while your "not urgent but too interesting to pass up" article definitely catches the attention of us readers, as a bimmer myself, I'm feeling somewhat conflicted about BMW potentially descending to Cup Noodle levels (or maybe ascending to them?). (lol)
ReplyDeleteI've never really seen American food news, but it's interesting that they're featuring this limited edition Cup Noodles released by Nissin Foods USA. First of all, the title itself, "Cup Noodles Breakfast - Maple Syrup Pancakes, Sausage and Egg," is just mind-boggling. Why breakfast? Couldn't it have been lunch? Starting with that question, and with sausage and egg being somewhat understandable, but maple syrup pancakes? I can understand you being curious enough to try it.
Oh, I see now - the "sausage and egg" part is actually done in a proper American breakfast style (surprisingly impressive). So in American restaurants, both pancakes and sausage, as well as eggs, are all doused with maple syrup?
Well, well, well, you bought the limited edition product off of eBay, despite it being available on Walmart's website. I'm curious, was the total cost of $24 for six cups with free shipping actually cheaper than going through Walmart's website?
Yamada Denki sensei,
DeleteWell the story of that weird colored BMW unexpectedly happened, but this instant noodles was purchased on purpose. However, I didn’t plan to bring this to Okayaama when I placed an order. Trust me.
The news of this limited edition noodles came out on the Google Chrome new tab. Usually mine is filled with the topics of air carriers, fast foods or watches but maple syrup flavored cup noodles is one of the weirdest news so far.
“Two or three stacks of Pancakes with Two eggs your favorite style, Bacon or Pork links (sausages)” – this is a stereotypical breakfast menu at the ‘greasy spoon’ café or restaurants, including Denny’s. this kind of dish is also served with hashed brown potatoes or toast, coming with a jar of maple syrup (or caramelized sugar syrup, depends on the quality of restaurant). We Americans pour the maple syrup not only for the pancakes but also ALL OVER the meal, the entire dish is flooded by maple syrup. Now you know the reasons why there are so many Americans are under typ-2 DM and cardiovascular problems.
At walmarts.com, it was already sold out when I read the news… but the roommate of Campbell(F) san successfully bought 2 dozens of this cup noodles. Ando for me, I expected this would be the one of eccentric products by Nisshin USA, I thought I don’t need so many, probably two or three.
You mentioned that, as a blog topic, these instant noodles are sufficiently affordable compared to noise-cancelling headphones, but at $4 per cup, it's quite expensive when converted to Japanese yen. It seems to reflect the current state of inflation in America.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't have the courage to try it alone, so you brought Campbell(F)-san along with you. She's impressive for being willing to taste it with you.
However, the cooking method is not just "add boiling water and wait for three minutes"! You have to fill it up to the inner line with room temperature water and heat it in a 1000W microwave for four minutes... It's strange that there's only a little less than half the cup filled with ingredients, and there's a line indicating how much water to add just above it. Perhaps they left some room for expansion to prevent overflowing when microwaved?
As soon as you poured in the room temperature water, the meat and eggs absorbed the liquid and began to expand... It's not so much gross to watch as it is suitable for emergency food, isn't it? (lol) After heating it in the microwave for four minutes as instructed, the appearance is not particularly appetizing. As you said, it's frustrating to consider this as a type of ramen, but it could be eaten if you think of it as a type of UFO-like yakisoba. It's definitely a "food that requires a change in perspective." (lol)
Yamada Denki sensei,
DeleteIt is not super expensive for a cup of Nisshin noodle is at $4. At Japanese supermarkets, Tokyo negi (the leek like white one) costs $5 for a bunch, or when I go to ramen shop, I usually spend $20-25 for a bowl of ramen. Exotic foods are relatively more expensive based on “demand and supply” rules.
Unfortunately, I can’t trust my palate so it was planned Campbell(F)-san would join the lunch on Tuesday, so I planned to make her a sacrifice, and she was happy to be.
Cooking procedures of this Cup Noodles Breakfast reminds me the similarity of Nisshin Chow Mien which tastes awful. Therefore, when I found the cooking method – put room temperature of water up to half of the cup, microwave without the lid for several minutes… generating a kind of gavages, so I was more concerned about “food loss” or damaging my food disposer.
One of the thing I was amazed is; Sausage and Eggs look very similar to original Cup Noodles. It looks as if they put 謎肉 and freeze dried eggs as they do for original. Noodles part is the very different from original. When it’s cooked, I was so concerned and disgusted by those translucency noodles with the smell – has a hint of heavy metal. (no, not a music one)
You and Campbell(F)-san tasted the noodles and found it difficult to evaluate due to its highly artificial flavor. Looking back, I remember having the same impression when I first tried Cup Noodles in sixth grade elementary school. It had a strange taste that I had never experienced before, almost like eating food from the future. Perhaps even this "artificial flavor" has become a current soul food for the Japanese people?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, are you planning to bring the remaining five cups back to Japan as souvenirs on your next visit home? What? Maybe it's better to let the gastroenterologists enjoy them? Oh, you meant to say "gastroenterologists," not "gastroenterologist," so let's have Dr. Doi taste them as a representative instead of me (lol).
By the way, if we had received the noodles, you would love to hear our thoughts on them, senpai. Oh, the junior's visit to Okayama is at the end of next month... What? Did you make a mistake when filling out the notepad? If it's just a sign of aging, that's fine... (lots of sweating)
Yamada Denki sensei,
DeleteAnyhow, if I don’t forget thse in my home or Narashio, I will definitely bring two cups to Okayama with me so you can ENJOY the real. Can’t you bear until then? (lol)
The flavor of the sauce on this cup noodles is… indescribable. We never had this kind of products as a edible ones, and we still survived after ate some. So, it’s not poisonous! (lol)
Americans are taste blind. However, even for the people of taste blind, I don’t think this is edible, acceptable or… anyway, you will have an opportunity to experience how Nisshin USA is significantly different from Western Japanese headquarter. (Sega of America was very different from Haneda headquarter as well, when I was there)
I am so sorry, doctor. There is no difference between "gastroenterologists," not "gastroenterologist" for me… So, The Gastroenterologists will have a chance of gastronomy!! (lol) Curious? But don’t kill cats, please.
Shonan Senior-san will receive the same biochemical weapon from me, so you can share the experiences together!
Please Stay Tuned… wwwwwwwwwwwww
こんにちは
ReplyDeleteこれ、やばいですな。
日本でも日清はやらかしてますよ。
「日清焼そばU.F.O. ポックンミョン 濃い濃い韓国風甘辛カルボ」
https://www.nissin.com/jp/products/items/11671
パッケージが無理
おまけに、コンビニではあまり見かけないのに、スーパーでのごり押しが気持ち悪い。
お陰で他の商品が無くなってしまって地味に迷惑です。
メープル風味のパンケーキ味、同居人さんは大丈夫なのでしょうか。
パンケーキで思い出しましたが、アメリカ行った時に手に入れたバター夫人ですが、まだあります。
1回目は良かったんですが、回を重ねるごとにきつくなりました。
オーマイさん、おひさです♪
Deleteこれ、凄すぎて iSO さんにお渡しして御家族が御浄土送りになるとやばいので、代わりにオーマイさんに預けましょうか?(笑)
> 日清焼そばU.F.O. ポックンミョン
これは日本のネットニュースで観ました!
元祖・本家・本元の日清が朝鮮のパチモンをパチ返しした。って大ニュース。w
> スーパーでのごり押しが気持ち悪い。
そんなに普通に売ってるんですね…。ピンクの包装が凄いけど。
でも日清USAの食べられない食べ物と違って、食べられる範囲内でしょ。
> メープル風味のパンケーキ味、同居人さんは大丈夫なのでしょうか。
ルームメイトのCampbell(F)さんに伺った話では、お土産用らしいです。
24個も生化学兵器を持って帰省する男。テロリスト認定です!
> アメリカ行った時に手に入れたバター夫人
だから、バター風味入りはやめたがいいって勧めなかったのに…。
容器を見ただけで引くメープルシロップ風シロップ、普通買わんわ。(笑)
What? Are you really bringing these mysterious cup noodles to Okayama? You've always been so conscientious and sent two bottles of the finest sweet potato shochu of the same brand, but this time it's okay if you're not as strict, just one cup is fine. I'll never hog it all to myself, I'll give it to Dr. Doi with a heavy heart (lol).
ReplyDeleteThe fact that even a gourmet like you can't describe the flavor of the sauce on this cup noodle means it's truly indescribable. But at least we know there are no toxic ingredients, since you and Campbell-san (F) survived even after eating it (lol).
By the way, I heard that even with cup noodles made in Japan, the taste is different between the eastern and western regions. Ohmyua-san would know more about this, but if you could limit your USA-made cup noodle to just one for Okayama, I'd like to try a regular cup noodle that's sold in Tokyo if possible. Of course, I wouldn't mind if it's sold in Chiba either (lol).
I see, for you there's not much of a difference between gastroenterologist and gastronomy. In that case, we gastroenterologists should be more interested in food. Your blog posts are very informative in that regard, and it seems we'll need to keep a close eye on patients so they don't become too curious about these unusual foods (lol).
If Shonan Senior-san also receives this USA-made cup noodle from you... I hope that the biochemical substance in it stimulates his hippocampus (if that's even possible), and improves his schedule management skills!
Yamada Denki sensei,
DeleteIt might be more fun for this limited edition of Cup Noodles rather than two bottles of shochu because this American Breakfast flavor will be giving you nightmares for a while, generating stronger memory whichever good or bad. (lol)
So, again, please rest assured this is edible. So far, both of us – Campbell(F)-san and me don’t have any obvious symptoms from this noodles either. It tastes very artificial but still non-toxic… what a food Nisshin sold!
We have finally have Cup Noodles Original flavor from Nisshin USA. Until then, we had beef, chicken or shrimp flavors, neither of these are edible for Japanese. I brought shrimp version of American Cup Noodles to Shonan-Senior-san because he was so curious about it. I handed it over when we gathered at Tsukiji and having one of the best foods in Japan. Now, The History Repeats Itself. (lol)
And if you wish to have original flavor of US and Eastern Japan, let me purchase some but since those cups are bulky and awkward, please don’t expect I seriously bring those besides the fun Breakfast limited edition. So you will be sharing the nightmare or bioterrorist experiences with Shonan-Senior-san, Campbell(F)-san and me.
Based on ohmyua-san's information, I also took a look at the "Nissin Yakisoba U.F.O. Pocky & Myon Korean-style Sweet and Spicy Carbos" out of curiosity. As a fan of the original U.F.O., I find it a bit awkward that they've forcibly added the U.F.O. branding. As someone who is not a fan of Korean cuisine, I find it a bit difficult to try this dish. If I were forced to choose between this and the USA-made cup noodles suggested by you, it would be a very difficult decision, but I would choose the sweet and spicy Korean flavor (even though I don't really want to try it).
ReplyDeleteOf course, I have never tried this limited edition USA-made cup noodle, and although I might think that it's surprisingly good if I actually try it (my taste buds are terrible), However, I'm still confident that it's not more enjoyable than shochu (lol).
While the cup noodle is labeled as "American Breakfast," I definitely don't have the courage to eat it for breakfast, as it would likely disrupt my work day of seeing patients and performing endoscopic exams. If I were to eat it, it would have to be for dinner. Perhaps I could manage to eat it with one of the premium shochus you gave me?
The American Cup Noodles in shrimp flavor that you gave to Shonan Senior-san might be a bit more palatable. But still, it's funny that you handed him the suspicious food at one of the best traditional Japanese restaurants in Tsukiji. Did Senior-san get fooled by the high-end atmosphere and accept it? (lol)
Yamada Denki sensei,
DeleteI went to Japanese supermarket now and bought two of Cup Noodles Original. I will try bringing these to Okayama but please forgive me if I forgot or not enough room in my bag.
For Nisshin, cup noodles without soup are all UFO, I think. But US versions, Chow Miens are not UFO branded.
https://www.nissinfoods.com/product/chow-mein/
This is horrific. They have flavors of Chicken, Teriyaki Chicken, Spicy Teriyaki Beef and Shrimp! Adding the varieties of flavors suggests people like it and requesting somewhat different. Americans are definitely the taste blinds.
I also double checked the cooking instructions – it reads: Microwave for 5 minutes on high (1000W). so the microwaving is a minute longer than Breakfast Cup Noodles.
And no worries, I guarantee you will be disgusted by Nissin USA products.
In regards to Shochu, I apologize I can’t buy Morizo on board. It’s only available on the first class of JAL which I will never try in my life. Instead, in two weeks, Kyoya distiller will ship two jars to Okayama again. And also no worries, I will stop sending shochu all the sudden after I received endoscopies. (lol)
Please try the Cup Noodle Breakfast for dinner time. It will give you severe nightmare if you taste it with shochu, or your wife-san will be disgusted too. I suggest just try one much then the cup goes into compost (you guys don’t have disposer, right?).
I can’t compare US Cup Noodle Shrimp flavor to Breakfast… both are something. It’s comparing like bugger to earwax, not orange to apple… and when I handed over the noodles to Senior-san at Tsukiji, I rather behaved sneaky. Some of the colleague gave some attentions but nothing happened. We were big boys already.
After you arrived in Japan, you went out to a supermarket from your family home and bought two of the Eastern Japan version of Cup Noodles (the cups have "Made in East Japan Factory" printed on the back. When I hurriedly turned over the Cup Noodles I had stored at home, it was correctly printed as "Made in West Japan Factory"). You brought not just these two, but an incredibly large amount of souvenirs to Okayama. I was genuinely amazed, thinking, "How did you manage to carry so much all by yourself!? You were supposed to have taken a bus from your family home, how did you manage to bring everything into the bus??" Even more than that, I was impressed by your thoughtfulness.
ReplyDeleteI checked the URL you shared with trepidation:
https://www.nissinfoods.com/product/chow-mein/.
From the get-go, there are terrifying words like "SPICIEST” “FIRE” “VOLCANIC” “MONGOLIAN". While there's a part of me that's somewhat intrigued, I suspect I wouldn't be terribly unfortunate if I never get to taste this in my lifetime?
As I've already told you, our brave challenger, Midori-san, managed to eat the entire Cup Noodles Breakfast - Maple Syrup Pancakes, Sausage and Egg. Moreover, she commented positively, saying, "The aftertaste of the unique sweetness, which we don't have in Japan, broadens the range of taste. Thank you for the meal." While her comment might have included a bit of social politeness, it seems that she didn't experience the "disgust" you were concerned about. I wonder if both of us are just outliers?